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Top 10 Worst Lines EVER on!

10. "True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place."
9. "Do you sleep on your stomach?" 
"Can I?"
8. "Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!"
7. "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?  *wink*

"I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right."

5. "I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
4. "Is you father a lumberjack because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants."
3. "Do you know what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?" 
"No, what?"
"My Zipper."
2. "I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock."
 1.    "I really only have one leg."

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